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STOP TEACHING MEN WORDS! -
EFFORTLESS IS EXPENSIVE. -
I DON'T MISS. -
CONFIDENTLY UNQUALIFIED. -
GOD FORBID A WHITE BOY CATCHES A VIBE. | White T-Shirt -
THIS IS NO TIME TO BE SOBER. -
CERTAIN, WITHOUT BEING TOLD TO BE. -
MADE FOR THE SECOND GLANCE. -
WAIT I'M GOATED. -
TODAY'S GOAL: SURVIVE PEOPLE. -
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE. -
RETIRED. DON'T CALL ME. -
I'M OUT OF PATIENCE. -
I DON'T NEED GOOGLE. MY WIFE KNOWS. -
MY TRUCK IDENTIFIES AS PAID OFF. -
CURRENTLY IGNORING EVERYONE. -
THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE. -
I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT. YOU NEED COMMON SENSE. -
I SURVIVED ANOTHER MEETING THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL. -
I PAUSED MY NAP FOR THIS.