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BOYFRIEND BEATER.

CERTAIN, WITHOUT BEING TOLD TO BE.

CONFIDENTLY UNQUALIFIED.

CURRENTLY IGNORING EVERYONE.

DUDES BE NAMED MAX AND BE DOING THE MINIMUM.

EFFORTLESS IS EXPENSIVE.

GIRL KISSER.

GOD FORBID A WHITE BOY CATCHES A VIBE. | White T-Shirt

I DON'T MISS.

I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT. YOU NEED COMMON SENSE.

I DON'T NEED GOOGLE. MY WIFE KNOWS.

I HATE PERIOD CRAMPS.

I HAVE A WARRANT OUT FOR MY ARREST.

I PAUSED MY NAP FOR THIS.

I SURVIVED ANOTHER MEETING THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL.

I'M OUT OF PATIENCE.

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE.

KITTEN NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE.

LOUD THOUGHTS, LOW VOLUME.

MADE FOR THE SECOND GLANCE.

MY DUI CHARGES DON'T DEFINE ME.

MY OPPS HATE ME BECAUSE IM A SWEETHEART.

MY TRUCK IDENTIFIES AS PAID OFF.